The Scariest Day i ever had because( im not telling u because
DIFFERENTISESES
We all have them. Some of us may like to piss 0.0003 nm away from the middle. Others prefer to FUS RO DAH!! in 0.00000008% different tones. But mostley (fuck spelling) we just like to be gay douchebags. Also, fuck you.
Today i was going to school and i noticed that the grass was 0.4% rederer (fuck off bitch) Strange i muttenchoppered. I then arrived at my school, only to notice i was 3 seconds early.
"FUCK I YELLED FOR NO REASON" Just then, my teacher Mr. Doodlebob told me: YOY HOEYDOEY, which means FUCK YOU ASSHOLE WHY WERE U FUKN LATE BITCHASS MORONLORD SCRUB!
I then proceeded to have 0.4 erections. JUST THEN the school bully EVIL PATRIXXX said Hrey nerd drink my fukn ballsweat. I loved his ballsweat, so i said PLS YES! Then he gave it to me. The bell then rang...... 2 nanoseconds late! I WAS SHOCKED. I entered the school, only to notice that the gay kid was 0.00006% gayer. HOLY FUCKING PISS I YELLED. Just then, i realized i had to teleport to class. Me, being the swaglord thug i am, put my rocket booster heelys on. ZOOM! I blasted to class in slow motion. I noticed that the slowwwwwwvv motion was 0.0009% faster. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I said in third person. Maybe it was just the fuckbois and scrubs around me. I arrived at class, only to be greeted by a great big DICK HEAD FUCK U. I realized, they were right. I suddenly felt a sensation in my head, and and it stuck up and was rox hard. I then proceeded to give semen to my friends. One of them gave birth. I then proceeded to go to go to the bathwasheroom. I noticed that the semen left was 0.000000665% blakxcqer. I them smelled the urinals and noticed they were 3.1415756788554578% pee e er. Strange ass bitch motherfucker. I motherfuckerrd. I then made a city to class. Then i reolezed that all the fuckbois were smokn wed evrdoy and all the scrubs 421 blozed et. Fuk u fukbois i said. I then proceeded to proceed through the proceeding day. I then proceeded home after proceeding through the proceeded day at the school after proceeding to school.
I then got in my house... And i saw my mother get proceededly shrekt by shrek. I pulled him off and proceeded to proceededly open my anus to him. He proeeded to shrek me. Eventually after shrek proceeded to proceededly shrek me for 69 hours, my anus grew. I then proceeded to
proceed upstairs, only to proceededly discover that jeff the potato was singing. A skeleton then popped out and spooked me 5lyfe which killed me. The ALMOST END?!
I then was rebirthed as a shrekjr. The real end morons.